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In big Ben Beng’s alarm clock factory
The clocks go, ‘Ding!’ at quarter to three
The ding-din stops and then it’s time for tea
Tea and a funny thin thing called a Smee
And Benny Beng, he said to me, ‘Now listen here, son
I’ve sung in the Albert Hall and I’ve sung in the sun
And Smee’s alright if you bung it on a bun!
Now in this factory there’s a few rules
Don’t bang the clocks and don’t bang the tools
I’m also banning banging on my motorbike
It’s a Ben bike bang ban, if you like
Rule number two, it’s a sin to sing
Singers are sinners, I’ve got a sin bin
And there’s also a bin for the clocks that go ‘bing’
Because they’re no good, if you know what I mean
Clocks, on the other hand, that only go ping
Are missing a thin thing, it’s called a ping-pin
With a ping-pin in, they won’t ping or bing
With a ping-pin in, they’ll make a nice ring
And that’s what my factory is all about
Alarm clocks must ring, without any doubt’
Then a big ringer rang six or ten times
And Ben ran out shouting, ‘I’m also banning rhymes’